The longest text ever!!!

7/24/2026 HI!!!HOLA THIS IS YET AGAIN THE LONGEST TEXT EVERRRRRR!!! So you might have multiple questions. And I have answers!NO!!!! Nah, just kidding. So, first of all, I am the actual sslink, but I got locked out of my sslink google docs account. Then I got locked out of my new account. And I'm very sorry for inactivity! I wanted to return but I could not! And note, the name AVRPlays is just one of my aliases. There's gonna be a lot of content here...but I really have no time. Also, people are saying I was hacked and renamed to anon. I'm not aware of any hacking. And I wasn't hacked. I'm using my AVRPlays account, and I'm also online and awake, as I have nothing to do at this point, but of course I'm fine with this. I'm determined to make a long text!!! Anyway, today we're gonna go by our sponsor!---wait what? sslink's floating LTE is unofficially sponsored by the longest text ever'ers (longesttextever.neocities.org; also, join their Discord!), and wow, we just reached a total of ONE THOUSAND TOTAL EXCITED CHARACTERS!!!!1014!!! Now it's time to talk about Myo & Ga! It's a TV show by VOOZ Character System (the creators of Pucca, a show you may or may not have heard of. Myo & Ga is hard to explain. Here's the show's complicated synopsis (Once the sea was the world where dominated by the Sea God who had the all power of the balance of the nature and the creation of entity. But even to the sea God couldn't escape from the illness even though he was the strongest of above. There was no medicine that worked. Three ascetics from the land diagnosed the sea God's illness that he must eat the Mythical ball to get cured. This Mythical ball has been buried in the ground of the world where dominated by the 12 God of the earth and warning that if any one who tries to have the Mythical ball can't avoid the death, but the sea God gave the mission to "Ga" (a sea turtle) to get the ball Can "Ga" get this ball and cure the sea God's illness? The adventure starts with "Ga" and the land animal are facing grave dangers and Hocus focus accidents.). So basically the show is about a sea god who became gravely ill, and he assigns Ga to retrieve a magical ball. But the ball is buried on the surface by twelve gods, and anyone who attempts to retrieve the ball will die. Aided by a greedy rabbit named Myo and a bird named Kuu, he must retrieve the ball. After 16 years of development, the show was officially scrapped, and only a few episodes were made. Only some are found, which are particularly the trailer, the first episode [albeit with Kuu not fully rendered] which is literally called First Encounter, and Skip Skip Sk! Now let's move away from VOOZ Character System and over to English---wow we're at 2670 characters-----and we've beaten "lteaaaaaaa", gamer4life0905's LTE, larpidity233's LTE of larp, and ds19's LTE!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!! Well, let's go and continue with this, and I'm excited!We'll continue for quite a while, and after some progress, I'll be signing off!!!!! We're at a total of three thousand characters!!!! We'll, it's 3:05AM, so I'm signing off, this is sslink, signing off...oh wait. I ended earlier at 3AM, so technically it's still today. So, I'M BACK!!!!!LOLOMG :) Okay, so today to just pad the length, we're gonna talk about something. Right after our yellow sponsor, which is SpongeBob SquarePants, Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years, and SleepPod SleepPads, which make you sleep...later! Text: "PAIN" to 1-800-1-800-1-800-1-800-1-800-1-800-1-800---EMPIRE DEATHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! sorry that was a terrible sponsor. Let's move on and continue! Yes, I am sslink, my other alias is AVRPlays. And...I don't know what to say. Wait! I know! Another sponsor!!! sslink's floating LTE [official] is unofficially sponsored by the longest text ever'ers and Windows xD (https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/117506665), making your eardrums die since August 3rd, 2016! Now back to the other sponsor! Mix and match! Put on shoes then socks! (that doesn't sound right...), then we----omg 4000 characters alright yo let's goooooo! Well, I'm running out of space filling. So let's talk about...the color of the sky. So I just watched this animation where this news reporter talked to this person named Barbara (MY NAME'S NOT BARBARA!!!!!!)---eh, Jules. And after irritating them multiple times, the news reporter asks them the color of the sky, and they say blue, and the news reporter's like "no it's blue", and the girl's like: "it's blue" and the reporter's like: "BARBARA DOESN'T KNOW HER COLORS" and the same thing appears on screen too. Gosh, it's taking forevevevevevevever to jumpstart!!!! Well, I did watch this unofficial SpongeBob episode called: "Silly Squidward", and it's all over the place. The episode starts at the Krusty Krab, with Patrick being totally indecisive on what to eat (it's obvious), and meanwhile, SpongeBob is asleep, and everyone's favorite sea snail, Gary (meow!) slithers away as SpongeBob wakes up to look for him. SpongeBob goes to the mirror and notices everyone's favorite sea snail---I meant Gary. So SpongeBob goes to work in the most painfully slow way possible....after this painfully long wait, SpongeBob goes to work, and we get a slow scene where Patrick is still deciding, and Squidward and Patrick go in the office. Then we get a repetition of Squidward saying how dumb Patrick is, and then Patrick asks Squidward if he'd like to listen to a big dummy, or to him. Then we get a montage of SpongeBob flipping two or three Krabby Patties, and he rings the Krusty Krab bell, annoying Squidward, saying he can only ring the bell if there's AN ORDER!!! And there is no order. SpongeBob then says: "Yes there is!" and feeds this fish. Then the episode credits scroll, and the episode was made by Master999 in---I mean on January 8th, 2012. Now, the SpongeBob Bootleg Theme. It was created by the same guy who made SpongeBob Bootleg Episode Remake (which got taken down because the channel was terminated.). Just take a listen to the theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ye4vT_61g), which was taken down too, but mirrored---wait we're at 6000 already??? Now the next topic is The Fairly OddParents, yeah right! [gets head turned into Donald Trump's head] So, The Fairly OddParents is a show that ran on Nickelodeon from March 30th, 2001 to September 16th, 2016 on Nickelodeon. The OY!C segments ran from September 18th, 1998 to March 23rd, 2001. The show's final 13 episodes (along with Return of the L.O.S.E.R.S. [which was the only episode to premiere in 2017 to be traditionally animated) aired on Nicktoons from January 18th, 2017 to July 26th, 2017, and the show was doomed by then, and soon enough, the show was officially cancelled when Butch Hartman parted ways with Nickelodeon on February 18th, 2018, and his last show produced for the channel was Bunsen is a Beast (which had a The Fairly OddParents crossover), which the LESS THE SAID ABOUT IT, THE BETTER and omg we're at a total of seven thousand characters!!!! We're so close to ten thousand and I'm gonna make it last. But better yet, here's a SpongeBob song! (and yes, I typed out the lyrics myself)... Gary now I know, I was wrong. I messed up and now you're gone. Gary I'm sorry I neglected you, oh I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty. Your meow right now would sound like music to me. Please come home, 'cause I miss you Gary...Gary come home...Gary come home...Gary come home...Gary come home ███████ █████ ███ ████ ████ ███ █████ ████ ██ ████████ ██ ██████ ████ ███████████ ████ ████ █ ████ ██████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ ████ ██ ███████ ████ ████ ██████ ██ ███ ███████ ███ ███████ ██ ███ ██████ ███ █████ █████ ███ ███ ██ █████ ██ ███████ ████ ███ ███████ ██████████ ██████████ █ ████ ██████ ████████ ██ ███████ ██████████ █████ ████ ████ ███████ (sorry, I had to censor these lyrics out due to copyright issues from our sponsor. Parody, Inc.) Patrick: I want peanuts. [pushes red button] SpongeBob: PAT, NO!!! [the airplane flies around everywhere]. And then it just repeats gary come home for the rest of the song. Yeah, and I'm also a fast typer now that I'm at 8081 characters! Okay, moving on to...moving on to...moving on to...moving on to...moving on to....moving on to...oh right. A sponsor!!! sslink's floating LTE [official!] is sponsored by sslink's spinning LTE, another creation of mine! And so far we have so much to talk about. But first, the stats. We're at 8400 characters, 7000 total without spaces!!!!!, 4.6 characters per word, 1514 words, 608 unique words, 110 sentences, 2 paragraphs, and a reading time of 6 minutes and 26 seconds. Let's go and get the message across. Now that's over let's duplicate. 1+1=2+2=4+4=8+8=16+16=32+32=64+64=128+128=256+256=512+512=1024+1024=2048+2048=4096+4096=8092+8092=16,184+16,184=okay that's enough. We're so close to a total of NINE TOTAL THOUSAND TOTAL EXTREMELY AWESOME TOTAL EXTREMELY COOL AND CRAZY TOTAL OF.........9000 CHARACTERS! I can't believe we're so close to beating Kenneth Iman's---I meant ███████ ██████ LTE [speaking of which, why is it called ███████ ██████ LTE? I think the author's request...but wait how did he get in contact with you guys??? I'm not questioning it =_=], and we also beat "My LTE" and Misc Practice's Longest Text Ever!!! So yeah! Now we'll talk about The Shnookums and Meat UnFunny Cartoon Show. It's just Disney's attempt at cloning The Ren & Stimpy Show that caused the downfall, along with Quack Pack (rehash of Goof Troop) and Mighty Ducks! We can also talk about these ████ ████████ ██████████ (cool redacted characters). Also, you may be asking why my website looks like some kind of Geocities site. That's because I'm trying to recreate the experience! (and also make it easier to co-co-co-co-code!!!) And now we're gonna keep going until the end of the day, and there's so much fun and excitement. Here's some facts from the fax---fact machine. [powering on] 3 minutes later... [still powering on] 2000 years later. [Squidward is frozen in a freezer, and the door collapses. Then SpongeTron fires a laser at him, and he realizes he's in the future [March 6th, 4017!]] and wait---[record scratch] what is that you guys? Is that a FAST MILESTONE?! [Super Mario World clear music plays] TEN THOUSAND EXTREME CHARACTERS!!!!!!! At this point, I'm gonna go great, but first let's tell a story...once upon a time...there was a stork carrying two cute kirbies in a sack. One day, he got intercepted by some kind of weird bird on a broom, who snatched one baby, and the other [who was WAY BIGGER THEN THE SACK] tumbled onto Yoshi's Island, and crushed a flower who's definitely not trying to kill you with friendliness pellets. The massive kirby was discovered by Yoshi, who tried to move it to no avail, and found a map, "But Yoshi couldn't figure it out." so he went to his friends for help, and they realized the map lead to the baby's real parents. And it seemed the baby knew where to go. So the Yoshies decided to---hold on a second. Let me transfer to Neociites. Okay now we can go on!!! stuoid hide tag!!! Now we can get to work on this and successfully do this! Also: I fly like paper, get high like planes, if you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name!!! I'm gonna get to at least 20,000 characters today, but I need about 8500 characters, aka something to talk about. The bad news is that Qualitipedia isn't working. Nevermind. Let's talk about the movie! Right after our sponsor: He's a---[cut]---y. The end. This LTE is sponsored by Totally Spies! Better known as a show I've never heard of. There's a new video game---NOPE NOPE NOPE---. Now we can talk about The Mouse Trap! [mouse squeaks] Yeah yeah yeah I know what this movie is. But first I need to explain HOW IT'S MADE. So, on January 1st, 2024, the short Steamboat Willie (1928) went into the public domain, which literally means people can freely use anything from Steamboat Willie without copyright takedowns. You can even use Mickey and Minnie Mouse! But you can't use modern redesigns, as those are still copyrighted. You can only use the original designs from 1928. Of course, someone made a movie to take advantage called...THE MOUSE TRAP! [squeak] It basically turns everyone's favorite mouse into a serial killer-----whoa we're at a total of 12,500 EXTREME TOTAL AWESOME CHARACTERS!!!!! We're 1/4 of the way to 50,000. And it's only 1:36PM! Gee, I wonder we can talk about next. Well, first now that I consider it...the most commonly used word is "the" with 114 uses [taking up 5.22% of the LTE!]! "and" has 82 uses! and takes up 3.75% of the page. to takes up to "to to" to "to" to to "to" "to to" to "to" 3.46% with 77 uses. a takes up 2.06% with 46 total uses! of takes up 43 uses with 1.92% percent. And this is awesome and we're at....[drumrollllllllllllllllll] 13,085 characters! 10776 characters without spaces, 4.8 characters a word, 2266 words, 841 unique words, 177 sentences. Wow. T. H. A. T. '. S. C. R. A. Z. Y.! Of course, 2 paragraphs as always, a reading time of 9 minutes 40 seconds total! Awesome A! The least used keyword is "with with with now at but you"---I mean "you you"---I meant "by", with 0.69% percent and 16 uses! Let's-a go! Get to expanding this LTE of course. LTE stands for Longest Text Ever, and there's so many people who make LTEs, and I figured I'd return to the community and have some fun writing. Also I have a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fast typing speed!!!! And YAHOO WE'RE AT 10 MINUTES 3 SECONDS!!!! Speaking of Yahoo!, does anyone remember Yahoo? Or AltaVista? Or Yahoo Messenger? Or Geocities! Yikes I'm tiring out my arms!!!! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOjfuirbhgfiuhtuighriudbe Okay I'm back with a total of 14,000 characters! Wow! This is the most I've typed in a whole day, and I'm excited to continue on! Well, let's move on to a little franchise...called...called...called...called...called...called...we'll skip the franchise and I'm am ready!!! let's a-go and have epic fun at virusmalwarespywarebotnethuluadwaremetamorphicemailwormwormroguewhysoseriousdot.website.wb! [bleep] Also, my typing speed is way faster when I'm not typing at a table, so I've moved over here and now we're ready! Time to talk about the fact that I have an extreme total of Pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­coniosis of an extreme total of awesome total that's extremely a total totalling the total of ane xtreme awesome total written by total dialed by total and also crazy and also because Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is claimed to be a rare lung disease caused by inhaling volcano dust, which shows little to no evidence of lung diseases caused by it. Understanding that makes me happier now at... an awesome crazy total of.... an awesome....15,000!!!! Now, I would've given the longest word ever, but it's 189,919 characters, and plus, I don't copy and paste (except for the myo & ga synopsis. That was copied.) much. But once... upon a... time... There was a long story. Once upon a time...there were two squids named Squidarella and Squiddion, and one day, they decided to write a--- {Reader: NO!!!! This goes in a circle! An endless circle!)AND THAT'S THE WRONG SYM---} Sorry for the interruption. ---sea story together! And it went like this: Once upon a time, there were two humans named Mindy and Guy Raz, and one day, they decided to write a story together, and it went like this: Once upon a time, there were two squids named Squidarella and Squiddion, and one day, they decided to write a sea story together, and it went like this: Once upon a time, there were two humans named Mindy and Guy Raz, and one day, they decided to write a story together, and it went like this: and okay that's enough...oh wait, we're at 16,000 TOTALS......now we move on to the best fun ever! We're 4,000 characters away from success! This is the most characters I've typed in a day so im excited!!!!But now it's time for more expansion while I wait for my char count to be updated!!!!111!!1!!!!!11111! I'm gonna keep going until I reach affinity and beyond!!! I mean, infinity and beyonds!! No wait infinity beuyond---I meant TO INFINTITY AND BEYOND!!!! Close enough... I'm out of topics. And fun. But I will keep going, as Sailor Link---erm, sslink. But today I'm gonna tell you about fdhvdu vkliwv! And that means caesar shifts! So, caesar ciphers are simple substitution ciphers in which you like mess with letters of the alphabet by moving them a few lettters ahead. Here's an example! Uif bmqibcfu jt bxftpnf! Try to encrypt that! (unneeded and totally worthless hint: it means "The alphabet is awesome!"), now we can move on to another cipher! Braille. It's simply reading for people who can't see anything! You feel raised dots and identify the letters. ⠉⠁⠇⠊⠋⠕⠗⠝⠊⠁⠀⠛⠊⠗⠇⠎ (I'll leave you to decrypt that one.) Oh, and we have 17,000,,,,,,,,that's total1!!!! I'm going through creative burnout...I need a source of creativityy ~!! Okay! It's time for a backup plan! To the creativity chamber! [the handle is rusted] Dang it. To the panic room! [crashes into the door] To the hospital... [limps away] Okaay I'm back and its-a time....... for the greatest plan everz!!!! We'll just simply type random things...Pokemon, nintendo, mario, luigi, yoshi, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, california, neocities, geocities, yahoo, yolasite, tripod, new super mario bros, new super mario bros wii, new super mario bros 2, new super mario bros U, super mario wonder, super mario maker, super mario maker 2, and here's the lyrics to Gary Come Home [the copyright was for fun and], [music] Gary can't you see, I was wrong. I messed up, and now you're gone. Gary I'm sorry I neglected you, oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me, feeling this empty. Your meow right now would sound like music to me. Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary! (Gary come home) Gary come home (Gary come home) Gary can't you see, I was blind, I'll do anything to change your mind!!! More than a pet, you're my best friend Too cool to forget, come back, 'cause we are family and forgive me for making you wanna roam And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome... Please come home 'cause I miss you Gary! [music] Patrick: I want peanuts. [pushes a red button on an airplane] SpongeBob: Pat, no! [Both of them scream as the plane flies in random directions and modifies "GARY COME HOME" in the sky to read: "LISA, WILL YOU MARRY ME?". A couple walks by and the woman notices the sky writing] Woman: Who is this Lisa person!? Man: Whaat? [his wife slaps him] Okay that's enough and we can continue. Okay, now...it's time...anyway...the is the most used keyword (as said by CharacterCalculator.com). and is the second. to is the third, a is fourth, i is fifth, of is 6th, is is 7th, this is 8th, you is 9th, i'm is 10th, b is 11th, on is 12th, now is 13th, so is 14th, total is 15th, was is 16th, but, at, and by are 17th, and very is 18th. We're so close to twenty thousand EXTREME AWESOME CRAZY EPIC COOL AMAZING GOOD GREAT FANTASTIC PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS BLOODY GOOD SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPLIADOCIOUS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KRAZY CHARACTERS and we're so amazingly close to 20,000 characters that i'm gonna do an amazing awesome crazy cleebration that'll be so much fun! Let's talk about a particular wiki called the Screamer Wiki. This awesome wiki documents screamers, shock sites, and that stuff. It's so much fun and I suggest you go check it out! And we're 200 characters away! If only we could do-do-do-do-do-do-do it! And we're so close. Almost there...ten.,.nine....eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...one...20,000!! YES YES! WE FINALLY DID IT! THIS IS SO GREAT AND WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE! But first, it's time for sslink's news network! First, there might not be much activity tomorrow because of a break I'm gonna end up taking. So this is pretty much all I'll write. sslink, signing off! 7/25/2026 Okay, so I did not expect to come back, but thanks to some miracle rain, I won't be stopping again until 5:00:00PM. It's 1:28PM and I just put up my laundry, now I'm gonna expand this LTE to a nice 25,000 characters or more. So, of course today I woke up at some unknown time. Then I change clothes and put on deodorant and antiperspirant. Then I just waited for a long time on the couch, doing absolutely nothing. After this, we got in the car and I read a National Geographic Kids magazine (yet again, I just do this for the learning and fun.), and I learned bananas shine blue under a black light. Cool! After a while, we (me, Jess, my mom [Jessica], and my little brother Harrison) arrived at the San Jose restaurant and I ordered what I order every time I go there. Which is a cheeseburger (just ketchup; I'm sorry mustard fans and mayonnaise fans, but I despise mayonnaise and don't really like mustard) with fries and of course my favorite energy drink, a Sprite! Then we went clothes shopping. Then after reading the magazine again, we just headed home and that's how I got where I am right now. Also we have 3727 words total! I'm so excited, but you may ask how the heck I type in my LTE. Well, I just type into CharacterCalculator and then paste the results into Neocities, and my mind is refreshed. It's time to write about some things. For one, I love seasons 1-5 and 9-present of SpongeBob SquarePants, seasons 1-9 of The Fairly OddParents, some episodes of The Loud House, some episodes of Breadwinners, and also I forgot to mention that earlier I reached an amazing awesome crazy extreme SPOOKILY COOL AND GREAT TOTAL OF...TWENTY ONE THOUSAND---------I MEANT TWENTY TWO THOUSAND TOTAL EXTREME AWESOME AMAZING CRAZY COOL GOOD GREAT FANTASTICLY AMAZING MEDIOCRE CRAZY CHARACTERS! Now, we need something to pad. Well, are you guys ready for another SpongeBob song?! [music] SpongeBob: Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me! [music] Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see! [music; the sun sets SpongeBob's bed on fire] Jumped out of bed, and I ran outside, feeling so extra ecstatified! It's the best day ever! (Best day ever....) It's the best day ever!!! (Best day ever...) I'm so busy, got nothin' to do; spent the last two hours just tyin' my shoe. Every flower, every grain of sand, is reaching out to shake my hand! It's the BEST! DAY! EVER! (Best day ever...) It's the BEST! DAY! EVER! (Best day ever...) Sometimes the little things start closing in on me... when I'm feeling down! I wanna lose that frown! Stick my head out the window and I look around! Those clouds don't scare me, they can't disguise; this magic that's happened right before my eyes! Mr. Moon will be shining bright, so the best day ever can last all night, OH, the best day ever's gonna last all night now! [MUSIC] It's the BEST! DAY! EVER!!! (BEST DAY EVER!) IT'S THE BEST! DAY! EVER! (Best day ever...) It's the best! day! ever! (Best day ever...) It's the best day ever... (Best day ever...best day ever...BEST DAY EVER...best! day! ever!!! best day ever...) Okay, I'm back, and this is so painful! I was trying to make an AI duet of SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Timmy Turner, and Sparky (the former two are from SpongeBob SquarePants, the latter two are from The Fairly OddParents) singing Bring Me to Life by Evanescence (don't ask), but the model tricked me. Turns out I need credits, and in order to pay credits, I need money I don't have, f--- [cut to a break] We have temporarily paused sslink's floating LTE to keep our current PG rating. Please hold. [bleep] Sorry about that. Anyway we're almost to 24,000 characters! Five...four...three...two...24,000!! YAY! We are so close to an awesome 25,000 and I'm so happy! But first, you might be asking why the heck my website looks like a 90s' website. That's because I'm trying to do a creative style. Plus, no one ever uses what I'm using anymore. I'm bringing nostalgia to Neocities! All hand-coded! And by hand-coded, I meant typed in the Neocities code editor! Also, we're about an amazing crazy awesome mediocrely great total of BEING...A...TOTAL...OF...THE...AMAZING......................HALFWAY THERE TO 25,000 [24,500] SO IT'S TIME TO FINALLY WIN! AFTER THIS AWESOME SUCCESS WE'LL BE...oops. Caps lock. After this awesome success we'll be at 25,000 characters! I'm looking to make my LTE longer than my old LTE and we're just 5396 (ruffly/roughly) characters short! So we're getting closer and closer to a milestone of...A TOTAL OF AMAZING CRAZY AWESOME LITERALLY TOTAL...TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND CHARACTERS!!! Okay, now if you don't know, I'm on Discord (my tag is avrplays_25512) and currently I'm sending messages on the longest text ever'ers (join the server if you want!) Anyway, I will go back to school on August 3rd, 2026 and I'm pretty excited about that! We have open house on July 30th, 2026 [no, it does not mean we're selling our house; it just means we get to tour our classes and see the teachers in our grade so we know where to go]. Speaking of which, you may be asking what school i go to...well, it's a secret, and if I told you guys, it wouldn't be a secret! So technically we'll have to keep going. And we're one fourth of the way to 100,000 characters! So, now it's time to talk about what I actually know. I was homeschooled at NCVA [North Carolina Virtual Academy] with the K12 portal until I got to sixth grade. I go to a charter school now, and I love going there! Now, I would've shared my real name, but I won't. Considering a lot of people are probably gonna read this. 26,000!!!!! Okay, so to waste my online time, I took a colorblindness test and got all 25 questions right, so I have perfect color vision! Yippee! Now, you may be asking how you can test colorblindness. Well, this person invented Ishihara plates. Basically you hide a number (colored with dots) in a bunch of other dots. If you are colorblind to those two mixes of colors, you'd just see grey. If you aren't colorblind to those mixes, you can find the number. But you aren't just fully colorblind (that would just make you see the world in grey) every case. There's types of color blindness! So, you can be unable to identify the red-green axis (most common), blue-yellow axis...or both. Just to note, the majority of cases aren't monochromatic (which basically means you can't see any color at all except grey.). Well, that wasted time and got me close to 27,000. Gee, maybe I am good at this! Well, it's time to talk about another thing called...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ummmmmmmmmmmm...TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND!!! Okay it's time to find a way to expand---dang it! I accidentally opened the save webpage. Not needed. Okay, I'm running out of ideas. Nothing has happened since we got home. I'm temporarily pausing right now until I get an idea. sslink, signing off! For now. Actually I'm back! And today we're gonna talk about something else...ummm...ummm....ummmmmmmm....ummmmm.....................................................................how about something a little something called a sea story! Once upon a time, there were two humans named Mindy and Guy Raz, and one day, they decided to write a story together, and it went like this: Once upon a time, there were two squids named Squidarella and Squiddion, and one day, they decided to write a sea story together, and it went like this: Once upon a time, there were two humans named Mindy and Guy Raz, and one day, they decided to write a story together, and it went like this: Okay, enough. How about we talk about something called...ummm....28,000!!! Okay, let's just talk about something called Super Mario Maker!...........................2! So this game goes like this. So basically you can make your own Mario levels and upload them (after clearing them) for all to see! But you need---anyway, let me give you my maker ID! NO. NO NO NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My Nintendo Switch Online membership has expired! The good news, we got to 28,000, and we're okay :) More bad news is that since my Nintendo Switch Online membership expired, I lose my Super Mario Maker Two account and EVERYTHING ON IT. I need to get my Nintendo Switch Online membership back before my save data cloud is totally wiped. Rest in peace AngelComix/AngelComic/PaintComic/♪Moon♪...we'll miss you >_< Maybe I can hopefully come back! Let's have a moment of silence for our beloved friend [me] [silence] Okay, that's enough. On the bright side, I wasted so many characters panicking about my NSO (Nintendo Switch Online) that we're at a total of 29,000 characters! ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ YES!!! Well, for one, I'm also panicking because the other minute, I accidentally cleared my entire LTE. Luckily I was able to recreate the final 2000 characters (my last revision to the Neocities thing was saved) with my panic! So now we need to get to work and get to 30,000 total! I can't wait! Unfortunately, we have another sponsor! [bleep] sslink's floating LTE [new!] is sponsored by Dirtier Soap! Ever tired of being dirty? Well, we have a way to get you even dirtier, with washoff-proof soap made entirely from dirt and grime! Text "IWANNAGETDIRTY" to 1-777-TRUSTMEBRO or call 911 [trust us, we did a little SIM-swapping] and tell them you wanna get dirty! Only 3,870 dollars a week, this is a guaranteed way to totally waste your money! This is Dirtier Soap, and we sign off with this terrible clarinet music! ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ [BLEEP] Okay, welcome back! We're so close to 30,000 and I'm speed-typing for fun when I say we're at a total of AN EXTREME AWESOME CRAZY...THIRTY THOUSAND!!!! YES! WE DID IT! YAY!!! Now we can GET BACK TO WORK, MR. SQUIDWARD. Anyways, we went to Granny's [she's not actually related to me or anyone in my family; Jessica and Jess live together now and consider everyone you love family, even if they aren't related. My dad (Brian) says that's not right] house because it was Charlie's birthday (Aunt Stacey [I hope that's right] came over there to celebrate), and Lillian was here too. Charlie's 5 now, and we didn't do much. I read about Marilyn Monroe copycats, graffiti, and operas, as I was literally reading The Book of Useless Information. (it has all kinds of random things) Afterward at the party, we had dinner, which was cheeseburgers, cantaloupe, and tater tots (basically just hash browns) For dessert, there was cupcakes (Charlie made a wish and blew out the candle, and we sung the Happy Birthday song) and cookie cake (cookie cake by the way, is just a cookie with cupcake frosting. I never tried it.) and I got a purple cupcake (don't hate on me for my color choices!). Then it was just reading and toying with a red balloon until we got home, and I got my Nintendo Switch Online membership renewed! Yippee! And AngelComix survived! We're alive! :) And I beat my LTE! I just need to beat Ricky's LTE (32,068 characters), and it's time for a spooky version of the SpongeBob theme song! Well, who lives near a graveyard under the sea? SpongeBob ScaredyPants! Absorbent and yellow, and spooky is he! SpongeBob ScaredyPants! If (??????) be something you wish SpongeBob ScaredyPants! Then (???????) SpongeBob ScaredyPants! (beat) SpongeBob ScaredyPants SpongeBob ScaredyPants SpongeBob, ScaredyPants! SpongeBob, ScaredyPants!!!!!! SpongeBob ScaredyPants, SpongeBob ScaredyPants, SpongeBob ScaredyPants, SpongeBob ScaredyPants! Squidward: Haha, you're killing me, SpongeBob! [laughs, then deadpan] You really are. [End] Okay, we're back to fun and we're so close to beating Ricky! THIRTY TWO THOUSAND TOTAL AWESOME CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!! Alright, sixty-eight more, and then we're done! And...WE DID IT!!!!! We beat Ricky! Next goal: Beat Cy's LTE (46,016 (forty six thousand sixteen characters) characters as of now)! Well, we're like...fourteen thousand characters away, so we're havin' tons of fun! It's 8:44 right now and I'm ready for the win! Also I'm bored as heck so see you guys tomorrow. 7/26/2026 Yes! We got to 50 paragraphs and it's 3:47PM. It was pretty eventful. So, I woke up and I went to breakfast. We had French toast, bacon, sausage, and eggs for breakfast today!!!!!! We're at 27,000 characters without spaces and we're so close to an EXTREME FANTASTIC AMAZING CRAZY TOTALLY AWESOME THIRTY THREE THOUSAND TOTALLY AWESOME CRAZY AMAZING FANTASTICLY EXTREMELY SUPER COOL GREAT GOOD AWESOMENESS TOTALLY AWESOME AMAZING FANTASIA'S FANTASTICALLY AMAZING TOTAL OF AN EXTREMELY GREAT GOOD TOTAL OF THAT EXTREME THIRTY THREE THOUSAND AMAZING TOTAL!!!!! EXTREME TOTAL WINS! YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WE WIN!!! WE GOT THERE!